Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A Prayer for the Stressed!!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things that i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i could not accept,
and the absolution to cleanse all my sins to those people i had to curse today because they pissed me off..
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the ass that i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work...
10% on monday
12% on tuesday
31% on wednesday
25% on thursday
13% on friday
9% on saturday, sunday & when I'm on standby
And help me to remember....
when i'm having a really bad day,
and it's seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell the to bite me!

Amen

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